In a funeral, there lay a fishing rod, a reel and a fishing basket upon the coffin.
Two men in the gathering are whispering with each other.
The whispers...
Man #1 He must have been a very keen fisherman?
Man #2 He still is! He's going straight to a fishing match after they've buried his wife.
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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man then said “When I was at the races last week Julie was the name of the horse I bet on”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. “Your horse called !
3 comments:
thanks, a good laugh always makes a bad day go a little better.
Hey, appreciate the humor. sometimes all this serious stuff takes the fun out of things.
Thanks for the comments ,Eric and Gary, I really believe that you have to have a sense of humor to to be an outdoors person, what with the weather, and what all!
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