Before you return from your fishing trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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BE SURE AND SCROLL PAST THE PICTURE
P.S . Your $@#&%^ girlfriend called!
4 comments:
Whoops! Doesn't pay to give girlfriends your home number when you're married, I reckon! Funny!
Kenny; Looks to me like your girlfriend must have called before the wife went to Wal-mart. The good news was that she didn't get hurt to badly ( but then again that may be more bad news for you ). You may want to drive the wife around for a while till she gets over the phone call thing and tell the girlfriend not to be calling you at home anymore.
Hysterical!
wow it must be very very bad day
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